my rights (lol)

So i finally got rid of the fancy layouts... back to normal diy...

I understand that part of advertising is to inform the public they have a need and you have the solution to that need. But i am kinda offended when someone says that "you have the right to have it your way" hamburgers are one thing but do i really have the right to "flat abs" "MY money" and "peace of mind".

I dont get why i somehow keep getting all these random fake rights thrown at me.... sure i have the right to have flat abs but i also have the right to eat like a pig and never work out.... i dont need someone telling me what i need or want... and i wish i could inact my right to not be bugged by stupid pushy salesmen.